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Swallow-Submission-Final

Swallow-Submission-Final

 

Shut up! Will you shut up?!

You don’t vote for kings. Why do you think that she is a witch? Burn her anyway! Who’s that then? You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Shut up! Will you shut up?! Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! Well, we did do the nose. No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart.

What do you mean?

Why? We found them. A newt? It’s only a model. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

  1. She looks like one.
  2. Why?
  3. She looks like one.

Why?

Burn her anyway! We want a shrubbery!! Who’s that then? She looks like one. The nose?

  • Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
  • The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!
  • Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. We want a shrubbery!! Why? Burn her anyway!

  • I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Well, she turned me into a newt.
    • Well, how’d you become king, then? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. But you are dressed as one…

It’s only a model. I have to push the pram a lot. The nose? You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Be quiet! Shut up! Will you shut up?! Shut up! Will you shut up?! I’m not a witch.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! It’s only a model. It’s only a model. Bloody Peasant! And the hat. She’s a witch! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Be quiet!

No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart. On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. And the hat. She’s a witch! Well, I got better.

…Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. I have to push the pram a lot.

Why do you think that she is a witch? Well, I got better. Well, what do you want? I am your king. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Well, I didn’t vote for you. How do you know she is a witch? Who’s that then? Well, we did do the nose. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.